~ ahs y’cahn see~ yes~ there’s somethin goin on
~ nahmely ah bunch’ve drunken idiots mahkin out with ahnythin not nahiled down

~ ahnd
~ not thaht it’s ahny of y’business
~ but nobody
~
~ i don’t dahte

~ like i’d wahnt one’ve these ahsshole’s slobbery tongue in my mouth ahnyw—




 

hahppy 12th perigee everybody~~!!
i ahlso heahr it’s some kindah humahn celebrahtion time ahs well~~? 
well ahll y’ahll hahve ah good~~~
whahtever y’hahve with thaht

jahne ahnd john insisted we hahd t’hahve ah ‘cressmuss tree’
but ahs y’cahn see we hahd to~ ah 
improvise ah bit

‘rezi will you pleahse stop lickin ahll the ornahments ~~ poor boy’s gettin wahterlogged

thahnks for stickin with us through the yeahr guys
stahy sahfe ahnd hahve fun ahll right~~?!
 

~ tahvros does ah lot of things ahround the Pahil
~ but his permahnent position
~ which is ah rahrity in this plahce believe me~ aheh
~ is heahd of security
~ he’s the best bouncer we’ve ever hahd~~ 


~ i’d be lost without ‘im 
~
~ now there ahre ah few~~
~ other
~ jobs
~ he does for me when i need ‘im to

~ but he’d kill me if i sahid lol~~ 
~ he’s ah shy boy y’know~~ 

humahns ahnd trolls~~?
mahn
i know i run ah den’ah debahuchery
but i ahint thaht perverted lol~~!

but there might be one or two

once in ahwhile  ~~~

thanks so much! I’m glad you’re enjoying the blog. :D And sure thing! I love drawing Gamzee from this AU, he’s so much fun.

 

full size, since Tumblr really like shrinking my shit >T

I’m not sure what you mean by a tag list? This is my first askblog so there’s stuff I’m dumb about =u=; But if you clarify then I sure will ~

cC: )(-E-E )(-E-E — You could sea t)(at! T)(ere’s a certain blueblood I’m rat)(er frond of )(ere.
cC: My caste is very — toug)(. It’s )(ard to find a troll who can really…give me what I like, )(ow I like it.
cC: Luckily t)(ere’s a STRONG troll around to help. 38D

cT: D—> Well
cT: D—> Most times, I am unable to be dominant 
cT: D—> Even if I wished to do so
cT: D—> I am simply too STRONG for normal humans or trolls
cT: D—> But
cT: D—> Luckily
cT: D—> The Princess, despite her appearance, can take what I give
cT: D—> And more
cT: D—> It is an e%tremely 
cT: D—>
cT: D—> Beneficial relationship
 

cC: Ug)( you know I )(AT-E it w)(en you call me Princess. 
cC: …stop smiling, Equius! I sea t)(at!

~ it’s pretty much like this
~ except there’s usuahlly more cursin ahnd punches thrown 

There are four possible answers to this question, anon!

1. It is my personal belief that the Alpha and Beta humans are more like alternate universe versions of each rather than exactly related (regardless of what canon indicates, I still believe this lol. I’m stubborn.) So for me, Dirk is not wholly Bro, and Mom is not wholly Roxy!

2. This blog itself is an AU, so things can be even more different! For instance, Vriska never crippled Tavros in this AU, and their relationship is quite different than in canon. Terezi still has red eyes tho because I really like drawing them like that.

3. A tumblr artist drew a Roxy that was modeled off Nicki Minaj and I absolutely loved it and it became my personal headcanon for her forever and ever. I wish I could find the pic to show, I thought I faved it. :/ Nerts.

4. I felt like it lol

Choose whichever you like best! :D (Number 3 and 4 are closest to the truth fwiw.) 

yeah i dont think ill be gettin any repeat customers now